I dare say that the number of headlines generated by McAllister's kiss are dwarfed by those circulating as a result of our state legislators' idiotic actions.
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: Sen. Elbert Guillory – Fowl Pugilist Defender
We applaud the bold and courageous state Sen. Elbert Guillory's valiant attempt to protect "the legitimate sport of chicken boxing."
Read More »SPHINCTER SPOTLIGHT: Massachusetts Lawmakers – Upskirt Shot Criminalizers
Massachusetts lawmakers dashed a recent court ruling declaring even scumbags have certain, unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of clandestine hoohah pictures.
Read More »The Biggest Oscar Snub Happened 41 Years Ago. And I’m Still Pissed.
The Academy took a massive dump on one of the greatest songs by one of the greatest R&B singer-songwriters of all time by failing to even nominate it for Best Original Song.
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: Malcolm Sibley – Livingston Parish School Board President
Sibley personally showed area youths how – with the right education and connections – they could grow up and one day kill a person, while barely getting a slap on the wrist.
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: DeVan Pardue – DWI Defense Attorney
When it comes to defending the seemingly indefensible, attorney and failed Stetson Cologne model DeVan Pardue has truly raised the bar by lowering it.
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: Jim Demourelle – Fowl Pugilist Advocate
In this age of tyranny disguised as democracy, one plucky Ville Platte man is fighting beak and talon against wrongful rooster repression.
Read More »SPHINCTER SPOTLIGHT: Sorrento Mayor, Council Members – Chief Theriot Haters
Sorrento Mayor Mike Lambert and 80% of the Town Council are nothing but a bunch of lily-livered, feckless backstabbers trying to bully Police Chief Earl Theriot into resigning.
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