If there’s one thing Baton Rouge has too many of, it’s beloved, comfortable, decades-old coffee shops that are woven into the fabric of local culture.
Read More »Chief on the Bucket List
Becoming Sorrento's Chief of Police is like having a cocaine-fueled orgy with syphilitic pornstars. Most people would be jealous if you left out one word.
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: Kay Heath – Sextortionist
We're celebrating a woman who's ignoring societal norms and decorum in order to carve out a new career path, not only for herself, but for all attractive ladies.
Read More »Abuse of Power and Pie
Two seemingly unrelated local men made seemingly unrelated headlines for seemingly unrelated acts of dubious behavior. Things aren't always as they seem.
Read More »SPHINCTER SPOTLIGHT: Jeremiah Heaton – Asshat Father of Princess
In a bid to claim the title of “World's most egotistical dad,” Jeremiah Heaton planted a flag on some godforsaken corner of the world so his daughter could become a “princess.”
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: Councilmember Chauna Banks-Daniel – Respect Demander
More superiors should follow Metro Councilmember Chauna Banks-Daniel's management style of leading with an unyielding, iron fist forged by the Almighty.
Read More »An Open Letter to Michael Crouch, Downtown Building Owner
You're the kind of asshole who gives capitalism a bad name. The shit you pulled with the Coca-Cola sign is such a dick move, Gordon Gekko wants you to tone it down a notch.
Read More »HERO HIGHLIGHT: Robert Wallace – Stripper Suer
Robert Wallace filed suit against a stripper named Nomi to reclaim the $3,000 worth of cash, computer equipment, and Harry Potter DVDs he reportedly gave her during their relationship.
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