Hitler vowed to make Germany — not America — great again.
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It's hard to imagine how David Vitter could legitimately claim Courtney Guastella did not coordinate with herself for an entire year. Thankfully, I have nothing if not a vivid imagination.
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Many people who brag about how awesome America is also claim certain goals are too hard to accomplish, even though they've already been accomplished by less-awesome countries.
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Even if we pretend that he's as white as he pretends to be, Jindal is still the least qualified person in America to tell immigrants they should assimilate and speak English.
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Jazz great Thelonious Monk said, "A genius is the one most like himself." Donald Trump is too busy being Donald Trump to be anything else.
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Woody is trying to be to radio and print what Jesus was to Lazarus.
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The same men who posit they are much more capable and courageous leaders have gone from running for president to running for cover from the glaring truth.
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