A longtime friend and adviser to Donald Trump claims the president’s approval ratings are ailing as a result of being poisoned with a radioactive element best known for its use in political assassinations carried out by Russian agents.
Read More »Attorney General Jeff Landry Vows to Combat Opioid Abuse With “Superior Constitutional Authority”
Jeff Landry announced his office plans to use the powers invested in him by the state’s four-decade-old constitution to eliminate the state’s growing crisis of opioid drug abuse.
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Injury attorney and serial television commercial participant Spencer Calahan is offering a four-week retreat for anyone seeking to learn the basics of catching various sporting accessories while talking to a camera, with any leftover time to be used to discuss the business of being a lawyer.
Read More »South Louisiana Man Arrested on Charge of Manufacturing N-bombs
A Livingston Parish man is in custody after police received a tip he was producing extremely volatile N-bombs in and around his home, according to Louisiana State Police.
Read More »Raiders’ New Las Vegas Stadium to Feature Brothel Suites
When the NFL's Raiders begin playing in their new Sin City stadium, it will feature a half-dozen luxury suites where fans can enjoy the company of prostitutes during games.
Read More »GUEST COLUMN: Trump Lies, But Not to Me Because He Loves Me Best — Rosie Parker
He might lie to other people, but that’s because he doesn’t love them like he loves me.
Read More »Revised Health Care Bill to Cut Costs by Not Covering Taco Bell Customers
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan has introduced a revised version of his proposed American Health Care Act that would eliminate coverage for anyone who frequents Taco Bell.
Read More »Sources: CIA Weaponizing Melania Trump’s Gaze
Multiple sources confirm Trump is the subject of a highly classified program aimed at weaponizing the former model’s famously piercing glare.
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