Of those hundreds of torch-wielding white supremacists who marched Nuremberg-style while chanting “Jews will not replace us,” maybe there were some very fine people.
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An area grandmother who just this year discovered her ability to definitively perceive alternate timelines says Hillary Clinton would be a worse president than Donald Trump.
Read More »David Duke’s Face 50% Melted After Exposure to the Sun
Neo-Nazi and KKK superstar David Duke has suffered a grievous injury after being exposed to the sun during the "Unite the Right" rally in Charlottesville, VA.
Read More »Trump Worried Saying “White Supremacist” Three Times Will Summon Pro-KKK Father’s Ghost
President Donald Trump's reticence to personally and explicitly condemn white supremacist groups stems from his fear of calling forth his late, racist father's spirit, according to several White House officials.
Read More »Mayor Broome’s Solution for Baton Rouge Traffic: Blow Up the Bridge
In a press conference earlier today, Mayor Sharon Weston Broome delivered her plan for solving one of the city’s biggest concerns.
Read More »New Orleans Streets Flooding With Political Opportunists
Last week’s unexpected flooding was quickly followed by a downpour of frantic explanations and vague promises from politicians, candidates, and city department heads.
Read More »Donald Trump Awards Himself Purple Heart After Vacation Golf Injury
Donald Trump was grievously wounded during his battle with the back nine on his golf course and awarded himself a Purple Heart for the injury.
Read More »Ryan Heck Auctioning Off City Hall
Former Metro Councilman Ryan Heck is selling City Hall in downtown Baton Rouge to the highest bidder nearly a year after former Mayor Kip Holden reportedly signed the property over to him.
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