Off the Wire

Former Louisiana congressman and state legislator Cleo Fields is prepping for a bid to return to the state Capitol by making more room for wads of cash in several of his trousers.

Federal authorities are asking for the public's help in tracking down the phrase "domestic Tranquility" after discovering it's no longer in the preamble of the U.S. Constitution.

The Red Shtick caught up with Lunsford after the most recent Lafayette City-Parish Council meeting and asked him what he had against cross-dressers.

The legislature passed the bill to legalize medical cannabis in 2015, and here we are in 2018, and they're just now getting around to planting the stuff? And they say pot smokers are lazy.

In a recent Twitter rant, President Donald Trump left many political observers both puzzled and troubled by his declaration to grow facial hair.

A Gonzales man with more fervor for LSU football than brains has called for a boycott of Raising Cane's restaurants ahead of the Tigers' season opener against the Hurricanes from the University of Miami, FL.

Louisiana Treasurer John Schroder is unable to decide whether he strongly supports or strongly opposes paving all state roads with metal derived from firearms.

Noted conservative musical artist, writer, and part-time injury attorney E. Eric Guirard has recorded a single praising President Donald Trump and his plan to create a Space Force.