The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online President Donald Trump has threatened to force NFL players to play soccer if they don't stand during the national anthem.
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Trump Livid After Catching Melania Wistfully Smelling Obama’s Shirt
President Donald Trump is fuming after finding his wife, Melania, longingly sniffing a shirt left behind in the White House by former President Barack Obama.
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Can y'all please go ahead and just make me governor so I can kill some muthafuckers? The governor we have now doesn't seem to want to kill anyone, and that's a tragedy.
Read More »Cassidy Gets Software Update Bolstering Trump Loyalty Imperative
Sen. Bill Cassidy received a software upgrade designed to ensure his ongoing, unconditional support of President Donald Trump, according to Cassidy's office.
Read More »Sen. Kennedy Calls on Gov. Edwards to Resign for Dismissing Urgent Warnings of Russian Election Meddling
Gov. John Bel Edwards should immediately resign for failing to fulfill the oath of office of president of the United States, according to Sen. John Kennedy.
Read More »Graves Denies Having Third Lobotomy to Remain Blindly Loyal to Trump
Congressman Garrret Graves insists he has undergone no more than two lobotomies to maintain his unconditional fealty to President Donald Trump.
Read More »Putin Rewards Trump as Employee of the Month With “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Killing Enemies”
Russian President Vladimir Putin recognized U.S. President Donald Trump as his top operative by gifting him an instructional book on assassinating political and personal foes.
Read More »Woman Treats Trump-loving Coworker Like Senile Grandfather to Keep Peace
Eleanor Bunson hates conflict, which is why whenever a colleague expresses adoration for President Donald Trump, she pretends he's her feeble-minded grandfather.
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