The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online Doctors at Our Lady of Lake Hospital sadly report a former major shopping venue will soon be taken off life support.
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Radio Stations Pull “All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth” to Avoid Offending Kaplan Residents
The song was pulled for lyrics deemed offensive to residents of Kaplan as well as the rest of Vermilion Parish.
Read More »LSU to Issue Mandatory Shock Collars to Deter Football Fans From Storming Field
In an effort to stop pricey, unconfined celebration after historical victories, the LSU Athletic Department will require all fans in Tiger Stadium to wear shock collars in an attempt to keep them off the field.
Read More »New 13th Gate Attraction to Capture the Horror of LSU Football Gameday Parking
The 13th Gate, Baton Rouge's premier haunted house destination, plans to amp up the thrill of fear and anxiety this year with a simulation of what it feels like to park for an LSU football home game.
Read More »CDC Warns Tailgaters of Party Parasites Eating Food, Drinking Liquor
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned all tailgate partygoers to be on the lookout this football season for what it is calling “party parasites.”
Read More »Louisiana Oilfield Paralyzed After Workers Burn Ford Trucks Over NFL Player Protests
Countless oilfield workers burned their employers' white Ford F-150 trucks in protest against the automaker's 2017 statement in support of NFL players taking a knee during the national anthem.
Read More »BRPD Body, Dash Cams Made by Reasonable Doubt Inc.’s Civic Distrust Division
Cameras used by Baton Rouge police officers were produced by the Civic Distrust Division of a Delaware corporation known as Reasonable Doubt Inc.
Read More »Downtown Library Structural Repairs to Be Made With Red Tape, Gridlock
City Hall officials and architects have agreed to fix the new downtown library's structural issues with copious amounts of red tape and gridlock.
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