Off the Wire

Noted conservative musical artist, writer, and part-time injury attorney E. Eric Guirard has recorded a single praising President Donald Trump and his plan to create a Space Force.

Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy has been cast in the title role for an upcoming remake of the classic 1993 film Mrs. Doubtfire.

I would like to apologize for my language heard in that video of me choking that little bitch who took my cellphone.

The LSU Athletic Department has announced that the entire crowd expected to pack Tiger Stadium on Saturday, September 8, has been listed as questionable for the contest against the Southland Conference powerhouse from Hammond.

Supporters of President Donald Trump say they're boycotting a popular Baton Rouge radio station after learning the title of Led Zeppelins 1970 classic "Immigrant Song."

The downfall of the movie subscription service MoviePass confirms democratic socialism is not a viable economic system, insisted a noted Baton Rouge idiot.

The state Office of Motor Vehicles announced that all license applicants will be required to demonstrate nominal drunk-driving skills.

Watchdog groups say they are alarmed by the actions of President Donald Trump and his staff, who environmentalists say are doing irreparable damage to the planet by constantly grabbing at straws.