State Sen. Troy Brown was arrested again for domestic abuse, this time for allegedly biting his wife on the arm. How is he still a state senator?
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: Does the Brexit Mean I Can’t Eat at The Londoner Anymore?
I keep hearing all this talk about this BREXIT thing and England leaving the rest of the world or something. Does this mean The Londoner restaurant is going to shut down?
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: Why the Hell Is Foster Campbell Running for Senate?
Don't they have another Democrat with a snowball's chance in hell already in the race?
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: WTF Does Doug Welborn Do, Anyway?
I understand why the Louisiana Legislative Auditor's Office would want to investigate. What I don't understand is what Doug Welborn actually does.
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: Should I Believe in Climate Change Now That LSU Canceled a Game?
I've never believed in all that climate change mess, but now that weather made LSU cancel a football game for the first time since World War I, I'm beginning to wonder if it's real.
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: What Happened to That Hot Chick on the News?
There used to be a really hot chick on the local news. Brunette with beautiful eyes, a nice rack, and smoking hot. I haven’t seen her in quite some time. What happened to her?
Read More »REJECTED ASK THE ADVOCATE ANSWERED: When Can I Smoke Pot?
Say, bruh, when can I smoke pot? Like, I got buds that got super blazed in Colorado last week. Like, all of last week.
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