Lagniappe

He shouldn't have to apologize, just like gorillas in the zoo shouldn't have to apologize for throwing their feces at the people watching them.

I’ve never been good at getting blood drawn. Note here that I am not a little man, so this is remarked upon frequently by those tasked with stealing my blood from me.

I present to you a list of the best places in Baton Rouge to eat almost-literal garbage and doubt the human condition.

Almost immediately after I shut my door, I heard the door on the other side fly open and slam shut. The unseen tech on the other side was very eager to steal my pee.

Doctor’s kids get this way honestly. Every symptom is simultaneously easily explainable and the last thing you’ll notice before you die.

Taking my Y chromosome in hand, I did my duty and pretended I wasn’t walking around with the feeling that I’d recently been kicked in the nuts. For weeks.

By the end of the day, I’d rechecked my nuts so many times I could sculpt you a topographical map of my nethers blindfolded.

Your not-so-friendly Red Shtick staff is here to pose and answer the true half-dozen queries facing the LSU men's basketball team right now.