After his stay in the hospital due to a heart attack, one question has been on everyone’s mind: Is Commissioner of Administration Jay Dardenne, in fact, an immortal?
Read More »Do Not Open Until November 9
Let it all go. You don’t have to pretend he’s a decent, Christian, conservative, marginally electable human being anymore. You’re safe now.
Read More »Cartoon Caption Contest Entries The Advocate Won’t Publish
A sample of just some of the entries submitted for Walt Handelsman’s most recent caption contest that you won’t see in The Advocate.
Read More »What U.S. Senate Candidates Would, Would Not Do to Win Election
John Kennedy's "weed killer" claim prompted us to survey the field of U.S. Senate candidates to find out what they would and would not be willing to do to win the election this fall.
Read More »15 People Who Won’t Be Contacted About Replacing Les Miles as LSU’s Coach
We figured it might be more instructive to let you know who won’t be getting a call from LSU Athletic Director Joe Alleva about the head coaching job.
Read More »Fox News Accidentally Creates Self-Aware Artificial Intelligence, But There’s a Problem…
In an attempt to consolidate its unwavering support for Trump with live proof of his incompetence, FoxNews.com became self-aware.
Read More »LSU Fans Agree Statistically Best Coach in Program’s History Not Statistically Good Enough
LSU football fans across the state who rallied behind the battle cry “WE MISS SABAN” have finally gotten their wish.
Read More »A Statement Regarding John Kennedy’s Statement About Charles Boustany Allegedly Screwing (Now) Dead Prostitutes
State Treasurer John Kennedy issued the denial, which reads remarkably like something we might have written.
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