Gov. Bobby Jindal announced his continued descent into abject shamelessness by officially declaring his candidacy for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination.
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There used to be a really hot chick on the local news. Brunette with beautiful eyes, a nice rack, and smoking hot. I haven’t seen her in quite some time. What happened to her?
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It’s taken me three years now to accumulate this knowledge, but if you think you or someone you love may be a TV binger, the following is a list that may help you cope.
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If we want to improve this place we call home, simply quit talking about Bobby Jindal.
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When a member of Congress is implicated in a sex scandal, he most often resigns. And of those who don't resign, almost all of their careers are irreparably ruined. Almost all of them.
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Not content to be upstaged by Graham, Mothers from all walks of life in the Baltimore area are crowding the streets, accompanied by their children.
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