March Madness

Congratulations to our Foxes vs. Jocks(es) Champion Pauley Perrette! The New Orleans native and "NCIS" star defeated Drew Brees over the weekend.

Both Perrette and Brees are smart and beloved in this state, especially in New Orleans, where Perrette was born and where Brees owns a few sandwich shops.

We're down to the Final Four, featuring a woman who pretends to handle DNA on camera, a woman who's handled plenty of real DNA on camera, and a rematch between Super Bowl XLIV's QBs.

We set the second half of our final four with a pair of matchups featuring a Wicked Girl, a Playboy Playmate, a Boilermaker, and the Big Diesel.

Elite 8 competition kicks off with a pair of matchups featuring a couple of women associated with handling DNA samples and a couple of New Orleans area natives who each won one pro championship.

We wrap up Sweet 16 competition with a couple of matchups featuring a pair of blondes born in the Big Easy, along with a blonde, bald LA Tech Bulldog and the Big Diesel.

Our third pair of Sweet 16 matchups features a woman from Pineville, a woman from porn, a Vince Lombardi Trophy hoister, and Vince Lombardi's fullback.

Round 2 continues with a pair of matchups featuring a couple of hotties with experience in the music industry and a couple of Hall of Famers underappreciated by fans younger than 60.