Another Awards Show, another chance to tie up bandwidth with endless, banal snark. This time it's the 55th Grammy Awards, hosted by LL Cool J.
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Let me explain: This chick just tweeted a photo of herself in the procedure room AT AN ABORTION CLINIC. The caption reads "Bout to get this abortion done doe."
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My not ever being allowed to see Return of the Killer Tomatoes! is perhaps the only piece of my childhood's innocence that I have left.
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The PBS show Antiques Roadshow is coming to Baton Rouge on July 27, so we asked a few folks from the area what they have they might bring in for appraisal.
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This Sunday night, Hollywood's elite will gather to honor the best in film and television of 2012 while getting sloppy-ass drunk.
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To the Idiot It May Concern: All of the content of The Red Shtick is satire. All of it. Every word. Every picture.
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