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Another Awards Show, another chance to tie up bandwidth with endless, banal snark. This time it's the 55th Grammy Awards, hosted by LL Cool J.

When I heard that Zimbabwe had $217 in the bank, I knew the nation was a kindred spirit. Been there, Zimbabwe. It sucks.

Apparently, there's some new study that claims that sex had while wearing a condom is just as satisfying as sex without. Bull.

Let me explain: This chick just tweeted a photo of herself in the procedure room AT AN ABORTION CLINIC. The caption reads "Bout to get this abortion done doe."

My not ever being allowed to see Return of the Killer Tomatoes! is perhaps the only piece of my childhood's innocence that I have left.

The PBS show Antiques Roadshow is coming to Baton Rouge on July 27, so we asked a few folks from the area what they have they might bring in for appraisal.

This Sunday night, Hollywood's elite will gather to honor the best in film and television of 2012 while getting sloppy-ass drunk.

To the Idiot It May Concern: All of the content of The Red Shtick is satire. All of it. Every word. Every picture.