Nowadays, fall has a distinctive scent, something the kids call "pumpkin spice," and something I like to call "what the hell is this fucking cinnamon smell?"
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We've put together a simple guide showing how to delicately purge your Facebook friends list of people who have passed on.
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I’ve often jokingly told friends, “If you can be happy in Louisiana, you can be happy anywhere.”
Read More »Obviously, the Customer Is Always Right
He argued with customers with the drunken elan of a Lenny Bruce character. He is angry. He works too much, sleeps too little. He is unhappy and volatile.
Read More »Purging Facebook
My younger sister officially entered parenthood by sharing a ridiculously pumped-up news story as fact on Facebook along with the line, “Really?!?!?! What is the world coming to?”
Read More »Baton Rouge Still Not Fair Yet
Wednesday night's Metro Council meeting descended into chaos as residents took to the podium to express their opinions on the proposed "fairness ordinance."
Read More »John Lennon to Be Cloned by Deranged Dentist?
An obviously level-headed and not-at-all-mad Canadian dentist recently announced plans to clone John Lennon, using DNA from the pulp of one of the musician's wisdom teeth.
Read More »To Err Is Human; to Forgive, the Lie.
Rep. Vance McAllister will garner some returning Christian voters on nothing more than their Christian consciences telling them that it's what Jesus would've done.
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