BACS

It's prom season, which is synonymous with spoiled teens and alcohol. And party bus driver Richard L. Madison apparently had plenty of both one night earlier this month.

Our top ten contestants were arrested and booked on suspicion of driving while intoxicated according to The Advocate reports from April 1-30, 2013.

Our top ten contestants were arrested and booked on suspicion of driving while intoxicated according to The Advocate reports from March 1-31, 2013.

To qualify for a BACS honorable mention, one must generally be arrested for drunk driving. However, in this case, we'll waive that unwritten requirement in the interest of fairness to America's (former) sweetheart, Reese Witherspoon.

The 32-year-old Hart reportedly came close to driving his black Mercedes into the only thing on the road more flammable than his liver: a tanker truck.

Matthew Devore of Logansport, Indiana is living proof that even if you're not a particularly heavy drinker, you can still earn recognition in the BACS, as long as you sufficiently hate your life and engage in self-destructive behavior.

Our top ten contestants were arrested and booked on suspicion of driving while intoxicated according to The Advocate reports from February 1-28, 2013.

Our top ten contestants were arrested and booked on suspicion of driving while intoxicated according to The Advocate reports from January 1 "” January 31, 2013.