Mental Vacation

Obama's reelection campaign has continually criticized the Republican presidential nominee for failing to release the identities of the countries where the jobs will be created.

"The position of back up Interim, Interim, Interim Head Coach was not easy to fill," remarked Benson.

... the last game of the season matches the Mean Green and its arch rival, the Low-down Brown ...

Jindal declared a state of emergency as a result of not being able to deliver a speech at the Republican National Convention that he had been practicing for days.

Some scientists have long doubted the therapeutic benefits of kinesiology tape, referring to it as "body decoration" and claiming that the sports tape's perceived benefits were nothing more than a placebo effect.

Anyone who follows politics knows that the root of all evil is, in fact, socialism. I know this because whenever a congressman doesn't like a proposal but can't articulate an intelligent argument against it, he will scream, "That's socialism!"

"It's an enormous amount to have lunch with Bobby Jindal, and it's amazing how much money people will shell out in hopes of catching a glimpse of him IF he ever becomes our governor."

Each year for the past 30 years, Parade magazine has devoted most of an issue to what people earn. I’m always surprised to see how people are willing to tell the whole world how much they make, just to get their face on the cover of a national magazine. I think Miss Manners would agree with me that discussing how much money you make is rude and boorish, and to publish that information is even worse. After all, if you don’t make very much money, it could be embarrassing. And if you make a lot, well “¦ that could be embarrassing, too. Take Mitt Romney, who reportedly makes $50,000 a day. Who knows how much money he could make if he applied himself and got a real job! I’m just kidding, of course. Nobody could hold down a real job and run for president at the same time. Only people …