Mental Vacation

The NRA's Wayne LaPeirre has vowed to fight the Obama administration's proposed ban of privately owned nuclear weapons "to the bitter nuclear end".

Former vice presidential candidate and tea party darling Sarah Palin fired the fact checker she hired shortly after her June 2011 "misspeak" on Paul Revere's ride.

The sinkhole won the award given annually for "the longest continuing news story where nothing new is really happening."

Les Miles announced shortly after 2012's Eat Mor Chikin Bowl that he will rescind all scholarship offers previously made to high school athletes playing offensive positions.

The president and Congress have returned from their Christmas vacation to the nation's capital, tanned and rested and ready to deal with the impending New Year's Day vacation.

This article, for obvious reasons, was written prior to Doomsday, to be released on End of Days Day.

The holiday season is always a busy, frantic, and stressful time for all of us. Throw the apocalypse into the mix and you've got a recipe for chaos and disaster.

The Cotton Bowl has snubbed the LSU football team for its game on January 4, inviting Texas A&M and Oklahoma, even though LSU beat A&M on October 20 and outranks both the Aggies and the Sooners.