The Red Shtick The Feistiest Redhead You'll Meet Online The NRA's Wayne LaPeirre has vowed to fight the Obama administration's proposed ban of privately owned nuclear weapons "to the bitter nuclear end".
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Palin Fires Fact Checker
Former vice presidential candidate and tea party darling Sarah Palin fired the fact checker she hired shortly after her June 2011 "misspeak" on Paul Revere's ride.
Read More »Press Club Votes Sinkhole Top News Story of 2012, 2013, and Beyond
The sinkhole won the award given annually for "the longest continuing news story where nothing new is really happening."
Read More »Miles Rescinds All Scholarship Offers to High School Offensive Stars
Les Miles announced shortly after 2012's Eat Mor Chikin Bowl that he will rescind all scholarship offers previously made to high school athletes playing offensive positions.
Read More »What, Me Worry About the Fiscal Cliff?
The president and Congress have returned from their Christmas vacation to the nation's capital, tanned and rested and ready to deal with the impending New Year's Day vacation.
Read More »Doomsday Goes Smoothly; Top 2% Get Tax Break But Go to Hell
This article, for obvious reasons, was written prior to Doomsday, to be released on End of Days Day.
Read More »Countdown: 15 Days Til the Fiscal Cliff, 4 Days Til the Apocalypse, 7 Shopping Days Til Christmas
The holiday season is always a busy, frantic, and stressful time for all of us. Throw the apocalypse into the mix and you've got a recipe for chaos and disaster.
Read More »Bowl Selection Committee to LSU: “Eat Mor Chikin”
The Cotton Bowl has snubbed the LSU football team for its game on January 4, inviting Texas A&M and Oklahoma, even though LSU beat A&M on October 20 and outranks both the Aggies and the Sooners.
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