Knick Moore helps you with suggestions for Father's Day gifts that men really want and need, some of which don't (usually) cost a dime.
Read More »Your Mother’s Behavior Worries Me
Sure, we all know your mother is like both a doorknob and the town bicycle, but we are adults. Let us speak frankly about your mother and everything we all know to be true about her.
Read More »Better Late Than Never
Normally, I take advantage of April Fools' Day to offer a list of pranks to pull on your friends, family, and coworkers, but I'm a little late this month "¦ which is going to make this year's list of pranks WAAAYYYYY BETTER!!!
Read More »STD Patty’s Day
In honor of St. Patrick's Day and our fair city – the AIDS capital of the US for the second year running – I've come up with a list of drinks named after celebrities with STDs. Enjoy.
Read More »Future News-o-scopes!!!
Holy crap!!! February is almost over, and I have yet to hit you with Horrorscopes. Well, I had stuff to do this month, so get off my (sizeable "¦ ladies) nuts.
Read More »So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades
Last year was a bit of a stinker for everybody. This year really doesn't seem to be looking any better. Trust me; I've looked into the heavens and seen the future. Everything's going to be just fine"¦
Read More »All I Want for Christmas Is Lots of Stuff
It's about time to take a break from watching Lethal Weapon, Gremlins, Batman Returns, Die Hard, or whatever your favorite Christmas movie happens to be and go shopping for those you love - like me.
Read More »FALALALALALALALALA
This November, Horrorscopes is going up a little late in the month because I've been given so much to be thankful for that I haven't had time to do anything else but be thankful.Can you hear the "thanks"? It's just oozing out of my pores.
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