Horrorscopes

The universe is talking; are you listening?

Better Late Than Never

Normally, I take advantage of April Fools' Day to offer a list of pranks to pull on your friends, family, and coworkers, but I'm a little late this month "¦ which is going to make this year's list of pranks WAAAYYYYY BETTER!!!

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FALALALALALALALALA

This November, Horrorscopes is going up a little late in the month because I've been given so much to be thankful for that I haven't had time to do anything else but be thankful.Can you hear the "thanks"? It's just oozing out of my pores.

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