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Knick Moore presents twelve Halloween costume ideas based on the new brand of crazy we all live in. Some of these are so fresh you can still smell the Haldol.

Since Easter lands on April Fools' Day this year, Knick Moore offers a basket full of ideas about what to stuff into those drugstore plastic eggs.

Jared Kendall discusses a pair of proposed bills that casually, and blatantly, lay out just how much folks hate the poors.

Knick Moore offers each sign a tastefully explained sexual act with which to express your love for that someone special.

Pick one of these versions of our semi-elected, whacked-out moron in chief to set yourself apart from all the nonspecific Trumps that are guaranteed to be at whatever party you go to this October 31.

Just after dawn local time, agents from the ATF raided NASA's secret Mars colony after reports surfaced of a child sex ring operating on the red planet.

This is my best attempt at offering the information no adult wanted to tell me about — but that would have been terribly useful in — the next decade of life.

Happily married Knick Moore shares how he and his wife have kept it together and real for those of you looking to roll Valentine’s Day into a successful franchise.