Knick Moore presents twelve Halloween costume ideas based on the new brand of crazy we all live in. Some of these are so fresh you can still smell the Haldol.
Read More »MARCH HORRORSCOPES: Easter Fools
Since Easter lands on April Fools' Day this year, Knick Moore offers a basket full of ideas about what to stuff into those drugstore plastic eggs.
Read More »Kicking Them While They’re Down
Jared Kendall discusses a pair of proposed bills that casually, and blatantly, lay out just how much folks hate the poors.
Read More »FEBRUARY HORRORSCOPES: The Beauty of Sexual Love
Knick Moore offers each sign a tastefully explained sexual act with which to express your love for that someone special.
Read More »OCTOBER HORRORSCOPES: Look at My Big, Nuclear Halloweenie
Pick one of these versions of our semi-elected, whacked-out moron in chief to set yourself apart from all the nonspecific Trumps that are guaranteed to be at whatever party you go to this October 31.
Read More »ATF Raids Child Sex Ring on Mars
Just after dawn local time, agents from the ATF raided NASA's secret Mars colony after reports surfaced of a child sex ring operating on the red planet.
Read More »JUNE HORRORSCOPES: For the Recent Graduate
This is my best attempt at offering the information no adult wanted to tell me about — but that would have been terribly useful in — the next decade of life.
Read More »FEBRUARY HORRORSCOPES: Making It Last Beyond the Morning After
Happily married Knick Moore shares how he and his wife have kept it together and real for those of you looking to roll Valentine’s Day into a successful franchise.
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