Tokin at the Movies

I'm going to review both Neighbors and The Other Woman right here right now! Two movies, one column ... yes, this will be full of shit.

The moronic meth-head who gave the greenlight to make Divergent into a film should be taken back in time and dropped off where they did nuclear bomb test detonations.

I HATE REMAKES (unless it involves superheroes)! Then I remembered (which gets harder as the years go by) who was one of the biggest superheroes of the '80s ... RoboCop.

I'm not the K.B. Tokin you've all come to know and avoid "¦ unless you have Febreze handy. You can call me K.B. TOKEN, and this is now my column, bitches!

With this being Halloween, the season of evil, it seemed to me (and also to publisher Mr. White) that it might be time to discuss horror.

I am a man of letters, and I am NOT going to go and report on a film just because the basis of the film is smuggling marijuana.

I've been on a sort of improvised vacation at the behest of the district attorney, and it was during this short stay that it occurred to me that my articles here at The Red Shtick need to evolve with the times.

So hang on as I bring you the first Netflix film review: The Traveler - starring Val Kilmer! This little baby was made in 2010 and is rated R. And did I mention it stars Val Kilmer?