This Week in White Guilt

The crazy-high incarceration rates for the black population on minor drug charges isn’t just an unintended side effect of Nixon’s little whoopsie-doodle? No way!

They’re using the wage gap to “encourage more women and comedians of color to submit to and perform on the festival.”

A lot of the city reeked of young white people trying to make up for things earlier generations did, but only because they still want to feel superior to someone.