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Gov. Bobby Jindal’s last known supporter in the state of Louisiana has finally thrown in the towel.

In honor of Chris coming out as a celebrity truther, I present to you a list of reasons why singer Chris Brown is worse than Ebola.

Many have wondered if pop music is now experiencing a colossal pooter renaissance of sorts.

Picture this. Are you a girl? If not, picture being one now, and imagine then that you've picked up a really hot guy in the EDM or BDSM or ROTFL club you went to on a Saturday night.

I’m going to fly around the country and slap reality show bitches. New York, Jersey, the O.C., and Beverly Hills. (Not Atlanta. I’m scared of Atlanta Housewives.)

Fearing the worst, I decided to proverbially take one for the team and listen to this all-country music Mötley Crüe cover album in full so you don’t have to.

If it has keyboardist Ray Manzarek playing the god-awful Holy Church of Satan organ in it, I hate it.

I would’ve continued not liking you in private, but then you went and announced your candidacy for governor. Since you won’t go gently into that good night, I’m compelled to dislike you publicly.