Off the Cuffs

Officer Jack Boot is here to answer your law-enforcement-related queries. He's also here to bang your whore of a mother. And your wife.

Officer Jack Boot is here to answer your law enforcement related queries. Today, he offers parenting advice and tips on dealing with a suspected meth house next door.

As a veteran law enforcement officer, I'm offering some useful tips to help you avoid spending the first hours of the new year in jail for drunk driving. You're welcome.