Music Snob

Baton Rouge's most famous conservative rapper, "Eazy" E. Eric Guirard, recently released yet another destined-to-become-a-classic music video and single, "Trouble, Time and Money."

Oh my goodness, America. All this bitching and moaning about Kanye West. Kan ye not?

In honor of Chris coming out as a celebrity truther, I present to you a list of reasons why singer Chris Brown is worse than Ebola.

Many have wondered if pop music is now experiencing a colossal pooter renaissance of sorts.

Picture this. Are you a girl? If not, picture being one now, and imagine then that you've picked up a really hot guy in the EDM or BDSM or ROTFL club you went to on a Saturday night.

Fearing the worst, I decided to proverbially take one for the team and listen to this all-country music Mötley Crüe cover album in full so you don’t have to.

If it has keyboardist Ray Manzarek playing the god-awful Holy Church of Satan organ in it, I hate it.

I hope the people with song credits to this terrible piece of musical drivel contract scurvy. I fart in their general direction.