Balls, Pucks, and Cups

My heart goes out to these poor, suffering people and their families. However, that doesn’t mean I want them in this country.

It started as a story so familiar to those in Louisiana: Frank Loupe went on vacation with his family to Orange Beach to enjoy the sun and surf.

Some things you shouldn’t say out loud because it broadcasts your ignorance and stupidity. So I’m just publishing mine to the internet instead.

The Michael Sam kiss brought about much discussion after the NFL draft, and much of it was ignorant. Go figure.

I didn't even bother posting the Red Shtick College Football Rankings last week because I was so mad that Notre Dame was still No. 1. Yes, I, like most of our readers, am a pugnahibernophobe.

This writer apologizes for the team currently in the No. 1 spot, but don't blame him, hibernophobes. Nay, blame the Pacific-12 officials who handed the Fighting Irish a win over the Cardinal a few weeks ago.

The Gators and Fighting Irish sit atop The Red Shtick's ratings in a nightmarish week for herpetohibernophobes.

Pac-12 officials figured it was more important for the rest of the country to have another reason to hate Notre Dame than to call a game correctly.