Every computer in the U.S. operated by someone over the age of 40 has been compromised with malicious software disguised as a video promising to show teenagers eating Tide Pods, according to the FBI.
Read More »Mafia Upset With Being Compared to Trump, Associates
Leaders of various American crime syndicates are not happy with comparisons drawn between their enterprises and those of President Donald Trump and his associates.
Read More »Secretary of State Tom Schedler Resigns to Spend More Time on Tinder
Louisiana Secretary of State Tom Schedler has announced that he is resigning from office to focus on finding the right person with whom to engage in an extramarital affair.
Read More »Food Critic Wins Pulitzer for Word Play With “Pho”
A Louisiana food writer has snagged the Pulitzer Prize for Criticism for his bold use of pho-themed wordplay in a review of a New Orleans-area Vietnamese restaurant.
Read More »Trump Instructs NASA to Tell Aliens He’s Awesome
NASA's newest mission: Ensure any and all potential intelligent alien life learns that Trump did the "impossible" by defeating Hillary Clinton and has become the "greatest president in the history of the entire universe."
Read More »Rep. Horton: “Just Because It’s Satire Doesn’t Mean It’s Not True”
Articles widely debunked as satire from notorious satirical websites aren't untrue if they support one's political agenda, according to Louisiana state Rep. Dodie Horton.
Read More »State to Pay $100 Million to Keep Benson’s Grave in Louisiana
The state of Louisiana will pay Tom Benson's estate $10 million a year through 2028 to keep his grave in New Orleans, according to a contract approved by state officials.
Read More »Police: Advocate Webmaster Person of Interest in Serial Killings of Area Browsers
The man in charge of The Advocate’s notoriously clunky website has been identified by police as a person of interest in an ongoing series of internet browser killings.
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