Louisiana's junior senator totally lost his shit after learning the man who replaced him as state treasurer gave a record amount of unclaimed property to a sole resident.

The nation's space agency says it is working on an ambitious project in the hopes of making contact with a strange, alien world inhabited by millions of Fox News devotees.

Following a meeting with superhero mutant Emma Frost, President Donald Trump pardoned the noted supervillain Doctor Octopus of myriad crimes dating back to 1963.

Building inspectors have determined that the River Center Branch Library is suffering structural issues due to massive amounts of scrutiny that have been heaped upon it, according to city-parish authorities.

A poll shows a vast majority of children separated from their parents and held in custody by U.S. immigration officials believe President Donald Trump should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.

President Donald Trump believes that, by pardoning someone convicted of a felony, he has made it illegal for people to continue thinking of that person as a convicted felon.

A snooty, Caucasian member of a decades-old social club downtown summoned police because a black patron there failed to comply with her Jim Crow-era expectations.

A St. Francisville legislator best known for pissing off women of all political persuasions has created a group for male state lawmakers who can't get laid.