Louisiana's junior senator totally lost his shit after learning the man who replaced him as state treasurer gave a record amount of unclaimed property to a sole resident.
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A St. Francisville legislator best known for pissing off women of all political persuasions has created a group for male state lawmakers who can't get laid.
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