State treasurer and serial loser of runs for other statewide offices John Kennedy is campaigning for David Vitter in the hopes of having the chance to lose an election for Vitter's U.S. Senate seat.
Read More »Vitter Campaign Launches Fleet of Surveillance Drones
U.S. Sen. David Vitter's campaign is set to deploy scores of unmanned aerial vehicles armed with recording equipment in an effort to keep better tabs on staffers and supporters of his opponent, state Rep. John Bel Edwards.
Read More »Jindal Claims IHOP Contributing to the Europeanization of America
The International House of Pancakes isn't just feeding Americans European-style food, according to Republican presidential hopeful Bobby Jindal.
Read More »Dwindling Campaign Funds Force Jindal to Take Job at Iowa Pizza Buffet
Presidential candidate Bobby Jindal is working for extra cash at a pizza buffet chain restaurant in Iowa in order to supplement his anemic campaign finances.
Read More »Piccadilly Aims to Attract Younger Customers by Targeting Baby Boomers
Piccadilly Restaurants' aging patrons have prompted the company to begin marketing specifically to people in their 50s and 60s in order to help establish a more youthful customer base.
Read More »Sandy Hook Truther Believes Ancient Jew Rose From the Dead
Self-described “devout Christian” Heath Ferrate frequently posts to social media articles claiming no one was actually killed in the 2012 mass shooting perpetrated by Adam Lanza.
Read More »Obama Secretly Waiting Another Seven Years to Take Away Your Guns
The worst fears of Second Amendment defenders will come true in late 2022, or nearly six years after President Barack Obama is constitutionally obligated to vacate the office.
Read More »Trump Trading in Presidential Campaign for Younger, Hotter Campaign
Citing plateauing poll numbers and increasing boredom, Donald Trump is set to part ways with his current presidential campaign and replace it with a more youthful and attractive campaign.
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