An area grandmother who just this year discovered her ability to definitively perceive alternate timelines says Hillary Clinton would be a worse president than Donald Trump.
Read More »Trump Worried Saying “White Supremacist” Three Times Will Summon Pro-KKK Father’s Ghost
President Donald Trump's reticence to personally and explicitly condemn white supremacist groups stems from his fear of calling forth his late, racist father's spirit, according to several White House officials.
Read More »Ryan Heck Auctioning Off City Hall
Former Metro Councilman Ryan Heck is selling City Hall in downtown Baton Rouge to the highest bidder nearly a year after former Mayor Kip Holden reportedly signed the property over to him.
Read More »Alex Jones Visits White House, Learns He’s Illuminati Member
America's foremost conspiracy theorist was shocked to discover he's part of the Illuminati, the shadowy group purportedly controlling the nation's government.
Read More »John Delgado: Mayor Broome Soft on Violent, Poetry-composing Gangbangers
Former Metro Councilman John Delgado claims Mayor Sharon Weston Broome is coddling vicious gang members who write impassioned poetry and lack criminal backgrounds or gang affiliations.
Read More »PSC Candidate Lenar Whitney Reasserts Solar Power a Hoax
Lenar Whitney reaffirmed her conspiratorial views on solar power after qualifying as a candidate to fill the Public Service Commission vacancy left by Scott Angelle.
Read More »Sarah Huckabee Sanders Defends Trump From Criticism: “Nuh-uh! Not My Baby!”
White House Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders vehemently offered a colorful and wholehearted maternal defense of President Donald Trump from the media's pointed questions at a recent press briefing.
Read More »TigerDroppings User Decries Trump’s Online Behavior as “Juvenile”
A member of a prominent local message board site best known for LSU sports rumors and questionable decorum said President Donald Trump’s persona on the internet is “immature” and “embarrassing.”
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