An area grandmother who just this year discovered her ability to definitively perceive alternate timelines says Hillary Clinton would be a worse president than Donald Trump.

President Donald Trump's reticence to personally and explicitly condemn white supremacist groups stems from his fear of calling forth his late, racist father's spirit, according to several White House officials.

Former Metro Councilman Ryan Heck is selling City Hall in downtown Baton Rouge to the highest bidder nearly a year after former Mayor Kip Holden reportedly signed the property over to him.

America's foremost conspiracy theorist was shocked to discover he's part of the Illuminati, the shadowy group purportedly controlling the nation's government.

Former Metro Councilman John Delgado claims Mayor Sharon Weston Broome is coddling vicious gang members who write impassioned poetry and lack criminal backgrounds or gang affiliations.

Lenar Whitney reaffirmed her conspiratorial views on solar power after qualifying as a candidate to fill the Public Service Commission vacancy left by Scott Angelle.

White House Deputy Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders vehemently offered a colorful and wholehearted maternal defense of President Donald Trump from the media's pointed questions at a recent press briefing.

A member of a prominent local message board site best known for LSU sports rumors and questionable decorum said President Donald Trump’s persona on the internet is “immature” and “embarrassing.”