Cameras used by Baton Rouge police officers were produced by the Civic Distrust Division of a Delaware corporation known as Reasonable Doubt Inc.
Read More »Downtown Library Structural Repairs to Be Made With Red Tape, Gridlock
City Hall officials and architects have agreed to fix the new downtown library's structural issues with copious amounts of red tape and gridlock.
Read More »Cleo Fields Preparing for Senate Run by Getting Cash-stuffing Pants Let Out
Former Louisiana congressman and state legislator Cleo Fields is prepping for a bid to return to the state Capitol by making more room for wads of cash in several of his trousers.
Read More »Phrase “Domestic Tranquility” Disappears From U.S. Constitution
Federal authorities are asking for the public's help in tracking down the phrase "domestic Tranquility" after discovering it's no longer in the preamble of the U.S. Constitution.
Read More »EXCLUSIVE: Michael Lunsford Leads Charge Against Drag Queens After 2003 Bangkok Incident
The Red Shtick caught up with Lunsford after the most recent Lafayette City-Parish Council meeting and asked him what he had against cross-dressers.
Read More »“Boycott Cane’s to Support LSU Against Miami,” Says Area Dumbass
A Gonzales man with more fervor for LSU football than brains has called for a boycott of Raising Cane's restaurants ahead of the Tigers' season opener against the Hurricanes from the University of Miami, FL.
Read More »Treasurer John Schroder Conflicted About Proposal to Pave Roads With Guns
Louisiana Treasurer John Schroder is unable to decide whether he strongly supports or strongly opposes paving all state roads with metal derived from firearms.
Read More »E. Eric Guirard Records Pro-Trump Song “Space Force All the Way”
Noted conservative musical artist, writer, and part-time injury attorney E. Eric Guirard has recorded a single praising President Donald Trump and his plan to create a Space Force.
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