Who really killed Kurt Cobain is a question with more than one answer. It has two. Courtney. Love.

The Moz is usually game to speak to the press about anything, ever proud to show off the latest stick that's shoved up his ass.

Justin Bieber, hate him or hate him, is just following in the footsteps, blood trails, and urine stains that his musical forebears have set forth.

A study by the National Center for Atmospheric Research, in partnership with the University of Colorado, proves "dipshits and dumbasses can't drive for shit in the rain."

I don't want this to come off as condescending (which means it will), but I'm pretty sure I need the smallest woman in the world in my life.

The finest music video since "Thriller" begins at your typical house party. Your typical NCAA mascot costume/champagne brunch/fox-hunting/light-show party, I mean.

"Oh great! Another write-up about Miley Cyrus' VMA performance," you're thinking. Sort of been done, right? About 7 jillion times now been done by everyone everywhere.

A handful of employees at the Mall of Louisiana Sears store spent their entire lunch break on Tuesday discussing whether or not their store manager is a serial killer.