Michael Atkinson on the abandoned Russian cruise ship Lyubov Orlova and her compliment of copious rats fighting for survival.

Jenna Jameson is going to dust off her cooter and put the old cleats back on. I have mixed emotions about this, but mostly just bad ones that are all mixed together.

TNA Wrestling's Gut Check Seminar will bring together the best of Baton Rouge's No. 37 ranked wrestling talent pool. Not a wrestler? TNA is looking for aspiring announcers, managers, referees, and valets as well.

The Lingerie Football League was conceptualized as an alternative for the steaming dump we know as the Super Bowl halftime show. It has teams in several major markets and blah, blah, blah. Nobody gives a sh-t.

Before you rush out and buy your guy an ugly-ass Cosby sweater or cologne that smells like Persian kiosk people, please take a look at this list.

Some elderly people were pissed because they could see the butt cracks and dick shadows of some whippersnappers wearing pajama pants with no underwear at Wally World.

On the corner of Harry and Donmoor, he heard the slutty mating call of the three-toed she-sloth. She wasn't native to these parts, but neither was he. He climbed the tree.

No matter how much you hate reality TV, you are bound to get sucked in from time to time. My wife is a very intelligent woman, but she watches Housewives, Mob Wives, and a few of the others because she loves to see confrontational people confront each other. The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise is really mild compared to most because the people are more normal and some of them actually fall for the guy or girl. However, this makes the show more boring, as well. We’ll fast-forward through most of the dates and love sh””t to get to the drinking parties or crying scenes. This season of The Bachelorette is pretty interesting to me because I went to high school with one of the guys, but other than that, I’m bored off of my ass. The Bachelorette, Emily, is about as interesting as carpet. She looks like a Barbie doll that never …