Michael Atkinson

Michael Atkinson
Michael is an angry little white man, shat into the world by a sarcastic God. He collects gas, debt, and disgusting animals.

I Want Chris Harrison’s Job

No matter how much you hate reality TV, you are bound to get sucked in from time to time. My wife is a very intelligent woman, but she watches Housewives, Mob Wives, and a few of the others because she loves to see confrontational people confront each other. The Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise is really mild compared to most because the people are more normal and some of them actually fall for the guy or girl. However, this makes the show more boring, as well. We’ll fast-forward through most of the dates and love sh””t to get to the drinking parties or crying scenes. This season of The Bachelorette is pretty interesting to me because I went to high school with one of the guys, but other than that, I’m bored off of my ass. The Bachelorette, Emily, is about as interesting as carpet. She looks like a Barbie doll that never …

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