Bobby Jindal suggested the hospital could “kill two birds with one stone by harvesting organs from the poor.”

Even when science does what it’s supposed to do, nothing seems to change. It’s as if there’s some portion of the citizenry that resents scientists for pointing out problems.

Buying groceries is already a pleasurable pastime we all enjoy — combining it with recreational math just takes a good thing and makes it all the better.

The 'net is running out of space, and it's not due to Sunny Weathers watching too much porn.

To paraphrase the theme of Bill Clinton's 1992 underdog campaign, “It's the exorcism, stupid.”

In a surprise news conference, God announced plans to shift his climate policy for Texas and Oklahoma from crippling drought to Noah-style flooding.

Let’s not ban the latest racist word and simply wait for the next one to come down the turnpike. Let’s seize control of the process and pick the next one ourselves.

When the public sees journalists scrambling to capture footage that serves no purpose beyond the process, the public can be forgiven for believing that journalists are, collectively, morons.