Bobby Jindal suggested the hospital could “kill two birds with one stone by harvesting organs from the poor.”
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Buying groceries is already a pleasurable pastime we all enjoy — combining it with recreational math just takes a good thing and makes it all the better.
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The 'net is running out of space, and it's not due to Sunny Weathers watching too much porn.
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To paraphrase the theme of Bill Clinton's 1992 underdog campaign, “It's the exorcism, stupid.”
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In a surprise news conference, God announced plans to shift his climate policy for Texas and Oklahoma from crippling drought to Noah-style flooding.
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When the public sees journalists scrambling to capture footage that serves no purpose beyond the process, the public can be forgiven for believing that journalists are, collectively, morons.
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