Jared Kendall discusses a pair of proposed bills that casually, and blatantly, lay out just how much folks hate the poors.

Just after dawn local time, agents from the ATF raided NASA's secret Mars colony after reports surfaced of a child sex ring operating on the red planet.

A founding member of the Tuskegee Airmen, as well as the inventor of the cotton gin and peanut butter, Douglass’ heroism truly defies the imagination.

Santa held an emergency press conference today at his isolated North Pole compound to address rumors that his infamous “naughty/nice” list had been compromised by Russian hackers.

We — the writers, editors, owners, janitors, and assorted miscreants of The Red Shtick — are sorry. Our bad. This one is on us. Usa culpa. We really whiffed this time.

Donald Trump is settling into his new role as leader of the free world and has already drafted a flurry of executive orders he plans to institute immediately after his inauguration.

Given recent events, I feel it's time I overcome my shame and confess yet another of my sins: I'm an anarchist voter.

Twice. That’s how often you’ll nearly kill your kid over the course of the court-mandated 18-year sentence you serve as a parent. Accidentally kill, I mean.