The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has warned all tailgate partygoers to be on the lookout this football season for what it is calling “party parasites.”
Read More »OMV to Test License Applicants for Drunk-Driving Abilities
The state Office of Motor Vehicles announced that all license applicants will be required to demonstrate nominal drunk-driving skills.
Read More »Pat Shingleton Announces Retirement, Launches Weather App for Seniors
Tenured weatherman and local cool guy Pat Shingleton has announced that he will retire from his post as WBRZ's chief forecaster at the end of the month.
Read More »New Species of Bacteria Found at Blue Bayou Water Park
Epidemiologists investigating Blue Bayou Water Park say they’ve discovered a new strain of bacteria that’s already been nicknamed the “boudin flu.”
Read More »Fred’s in Tigerland Becomes Safest Place to Black Out
Due to the increase of crime in Tigerland, the venerable frat boy destination Fred’s has decided to up its security standards in hopes of making bargoers feel safe while getting sloshed.
Read More »The Macy’s Parade
A composition by Jim Work about a New York ego much larger than any oversized balloon.
Read More »This Month in Bizarre Sex Acts: Don’t Cock-block Centenarians
Recently in the news, there were three stories that arrested my attention, each one going hard out the gate to win the 2017 sex act of the year award.
Read More »Life Won’t Let Off the Gas on Your Kids, and Neither Should You
How have parents gotten so soft that they don’t want kids to score points anymore just because the other team isn’t that good?
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