The legislature passed the bill to legalize medical cannabis in 2015, and here we are in 2018, and they're just now getting around to planting the stuff? And they say pot smokers are lazy.

I would like to apologize for my language heard in that video of me choking that little bitch who took my cellphone.

Francis says the death penalty is wrong, no matter how much I need to be governor? Man, fuck the pope. I want to kill muthafuckers.

Can y'all please go ahead and just make me governor so I can kill some muthafuckers? The governor we have now doesn't seem to want to kill anyone, and that's a tragedy.

My president. His name is Donald Trump. We vote for Trump. He is smart.

Hey, muthafucker! Give me back my fucking job right now, or I'll blow your fucking head off!

These so-called "forgotten children" are really just crisis actors hired to dupe gullible people into handing over their hard-earned money to George Soros.

I promise you this, if some motherfucker snuck me and did try to fuck me like that, I'd put him on blast before going medieval on his ass.