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VIDEO: Rep. Garret Graves Confirms He Sold Spine in College for Beer Money

Tony Swartz Off the Wire

Congressman Garret Graves confirmed that he sold his spine in college for beer money.

In an exclusive video obtained by The Red Shtick, the Republican replied “Every one of your allegations are correct” to questions regarding an Off the Wire report asserting Graves exchanged his backbone for $50, which he used to buy alcohol, while attending the University of Alabama.

VIDEO: Rep. Garret Graves Confirms He Sold Spine in College for Beer Moneyhttps://t.co/pcXTkAGGzi pic.twitter.com/j8QEkdum3N
— The Red Shtick (@RedShtick) July 5, 2018

The video appears to have been shot at Tuesday’s annual Kenilworth Independence Day Parade.

Tags Congress Current Events Garret Graves GOP Government Health Louisiana Politics

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