Rep. Kenny Havard Forms Legislative Incel Caucus

A St. Francisville legislator best known for pissing off women of all political persuasions has created a group for male state lawmakers who can’t get laid.

Republican Rep. Kenny Havard announced he’s formed the Louisiana Legislative Incel (short for “Involuntarily Celibate”) Caucus for fellow legislators to commiserate about the fact that no women, including their own spouses, are willing to have sex with them without monetary compensation.

The new caucus is the latest forum designated specifically for incels, which Wikipedia describes as “an online subculture whose members define themselves as being unable to find a romantic or sexual partner despite desiring one.” Many of the online incel forums have been characterized as dens of misogyny where unfuckable men blame women for their unfuckable status.

Havard announced he’s formed the Louisiana Legislative Incel (short for “Involuntarily Celibate”) Caucus for fellow legislators to commiserate about the fact that no women, including their own spouses, are willing to have sex with them without monetary compensation.

During his tenure at the state Capitol, Havard has attracted lots of attention, mostly for offering legislation and personal observations that would dry up even the most hydrous vaginas.

In 2016, during a debate over a bill designed to curb human trafficking, Havard managed to draw feminine ire from around the world by introducing an amendment that would have limited the weight of dancers at strip clubs. More recently, the two-term legislator said “You don’t need a bunch of ladies guarding men” during a committee discussion about increasing pay for correctional officers. He’s also used a debate over a measure designed to ensure female prisoners receive free feminine hygiene products as an opportunity to impress his fellow men’s rights activists with his unapologetic brand of vagina-dehydrating rhetoric.

So far, no other lawmakers have joined the Legislative Incel Caucus.

When asked for comment about being the lone member of the group, Havard said, “As usual, I’m just caucusing with myself.”

 

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