Tony Perkins: Trump Showered Stormy Daniels With Love of Christ

Family Research Council President Tony Perkins insists President Donald Trump regularly inundated adult film star Stormy Daniels with copious amounts of his love of Jesus Christ during their alleged yearlong affair.

Perkins maintains Trump, who was starring on NBC’s The Apprentice at the time, gushed with rapturous passion about the alleged Son of God whenever he was alone with the blond, buxom porn star from Baton Rouge.

“People think it was a sexual relationship. They’re wrong,” the former capital-area legislator explained. “They don’t realize how much President Trump enjoys sharing his pure, milky-white love of Christ with people, especially attractive young women who seem receptive to receiving that love flowing out of him.”

“When he and Miss Daniels were alone together, he made sure she was awash in it. That’s the kind of man I want as president: someone who has Christ’s love literally oozing out of him.”

During their intimate encounters — which began months after Trump’s third and current wife, Melania, gave birth to his fifth child, Barron — Daniels often got on her knees to be showered in Trump’s effusive outpouring of Christ’s love, according to Perkins.

“Some people have trouble sharing their love of Christ,” the conservative policymaker said. “Not President Trump. When he and Miss Daniels were alone together, he made sure she was awash in it. That’s the kind of man I want as president: someone who has Christ’s love literally oozing out of him.”

Perkins added that the two would sometimes discuss the promise of the return of Jesus Christ.

“Occasionally, Mr. Trump and Miss Daniels would even talk about the second coming.”

 

 

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