GUEST COLUMN: If They Were Sexually Abused, Why Didn’t They Say Something? — Marsellus Wallace

I got a problem with all these motherfuckers coming out saying somebody did something sexual to them back in the day.

If your ass was sexually abused when Reagan was pushing that trickle-down bullshit, why the fuck didn’t you say something then? Waiting 30 fucking years to say something makes your ass look like you’re making the shit up.

It makes no fucking sense.

I’d let all my homies know about Mr. Soon-to-Be-Living-the-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-in-Agonizing-Pain Rapist.

I’m a hard-ass motherfucker who doesn’t have to worry about anybody doing that kind of shit to me. But I promise you this, if some motherfucker snuck me and did try to fuck me like that, I’d put him on blast before going medieval on his ass.

I’d let all my homies know about Mr. Soon-to-Be-Living-the-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-in-Agonizing-Pain Rapist. You can take that to the motherfucking bank.

I ain’t too proud to talk about that kind of shit. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts. It never helps. 

 

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