YOUR VOICES: LSU Opened Its New “Leisure River.” What Say You?

Earlier this week, LSU announced the opening of its new, 536-foot-long “Leisure River” pool that includes multiple bubbler lounges and spells out “LSU” when seen from above. The three-and-a-half-foot-deep outdoor pool is part of an $85 million expansion that includes jogging trails and expanded parking, and was funded by student fees.

What do you think about this?

“I didn’t realize LSU was recruiting students via Google Earth.”

Kim Wagner, candelabra refurbisher

 

“So when does the Busby Berkeley movie with the Golden Girls swimming in that thing come out?”

Oscar Patterson, Mardi Gras historian

 

“The waterborne pathogens make me bleed purple and gold.”

James Reese, ear wax day trader

 

“Wow! It’s so big, you can see the misplaced priorities from space!”

Carrie Dauterive, docent

 

 

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