Cajun Man Who’s Never Left Iberia Parish Promises to Never Visit “Liberal France”

After learning about the outcome of the French presidential election on KATC, area political expert Dave Richeaux promised to boycott France because far-right candidate Marine Le Pen did not win.

Speaking in all-caps rants on the Facebook pages of WBRZ, KATC, KLFY, WAFB, and any other page he wasn’t already banned from, Richeaux loudly proclaimed he would never spend a single dime on “cucked French goods” nor travel to “liberal France.”

Richeaux also has submitted to us a manifesto that appears to be plagiarized from random comments on a Reddit community dedicated to Donald Trump, along with excerpts from Adolf Hitler’s Mein Kampf.

Richeaux has promised to boycott all French businesses and eschew all things even remotely French.

For the sake of our readers, we will not post his ramblings here.

The Cliffs Notes version of his diatribe boils down to an insistence that, although he has never left the confines of Iberia Parish in his 47 years, Richeaux has promised to boycott all French businesses and eschew all things even remotely French because France rejected fascism and elected a centrist candidate instead.

Richeaux was last seen throwing his fleur-de-lis house ornaments into a raging fire already lit under his backyard cross.

 

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