Baton Rouge Named Worst Place to Drive While Inside Baton Rouge

Off the WireA recent study using data collected from law enforcement agencies and the DMV has found the one place drivers in Baton Rouge should avoid: Baton Rouge.

Residents have long complained about heavy traffic and accident-prone drivers, but the new study confirms everyone’s suspicions about where Baton Rouge ranks among itself.

Jonathon Dalton, a 68-year-old retired plant worker who has lived in Baton Rouge for over 40 years, says he’s surprised by the results.

The new study confirms everyone’s suspicions about where Baton Rouge ranks among itself.

“I could have sworn the worst place for Baton Rouge drivers was Houston,” Dalton explained. “I guess the times have just changed.”

Dalton is not alone, either. Several residents claimed they thought New Orleans or all of Mississippi would be worse.

“I thought the problem with Baton Rouge was everyone else,” claimed Carla Messina, a 39-year-old driving instructor. “We ain’t shitty drivers. We’re just too used to shitty roads. Well, whatever. It ain’t my fault.”RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

 

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Evan Rabalais is a standup comedian from Baton Rouge, LA. He also knows how to read and write, which his parents are more proud of.

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