15 People Who Won’t Be Contacted About Replacing Les Miles as LSU’s Coach

In the wake of LSU firing Les Miles as the head coach of the football team Sunday, many Tiger fans and members of the media have speculated who might eventually replace the man who became known as “The Hat.” With Miles’ termination coming so early in the season, the field of potential permanent replacements is rather expansive.

So rather than tell you who might be leading the Tigers onto the field next year, we figured it might be more instructive to let you know who won’t be getting a call from LSU Athletic Director Joe Alleva about the head coaching job.

Here’s a list of 15 people who won’t be contacted about replacing Les Miles:

  • David Vitter
  • Shakira
  • Bo Rein
  • Anyone who’s ever called in to Buddy Songy’s show
  • Andy Dick
  • Ted Cruz
  • Pat Screen
  • Whoever’s responsible for Bayou Country Superfest moving to New Orleans
  • Carly Fiorina
  • the Olsen twins
  • Jacqui Vines
  • Anyone who’s ever posted a comment on WAFB’s Facebook page
  • Brett Buffington
  • Bobby Jindal
  • Scott Rogers

 

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