Biracial Frog Kidnapped by White Supremacists, Forced to Serve as Mascot

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Prominent racists have snatched away a mixed-race frog from the internet and have compelled it to be the new representative of their white supremacist ideology.

A house ad from the Daily Stormer.
A Daily Stormer house ad featuring Pepe.

The iconic meme Pepe the Frog has been seized by members of the alt-right movement who have been shamelessly exploiting the popular, biracial, anthropomorphic amphibian to serve as the smug face of their bigotry and hatred.

Images of Pepe have been perverted and posted online by numerous promoters of the alt-right agenda, including the Neo-Nazi propaganda website DailyStormer and former Ku Klux Klan Grand Wizard David Duke. They’ve even been shared by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump.

Besides being disturbed about his kidnapping, Pepe’s friends from the comic Boys Club — where Pepe originated 11 years ago — are dismayed that white supremacists would use the likeness of someone with an “obvious” multiracial heritage to push their dogma.

“I’ve seen some of these morons tweet pics of Pepe at white people while calling them cucks just because they don’t hate black people, which is hilarious because Pepe loves cuckold porn.”

“I can’t believe they took Pepe and are using him to shove the idea of racial purity and superiority. How stupid do they have to be? Just look at Pepe! Tell me he doesn’t look like Pete Davidson,” said Pepe’s roommate Landwolf, referencing the Saturday Night Live cast member who admittedly “look(s) like every other race mixed together.”

SNL cast member and Pepe the Frog doppelgänger Pete Davidson.
SNL cast member and Pepe the Frog doppelgänger Pete Davidson.

The teenage monster also cited Pepe’s adult entertainment preferences to explain the irony of the alt-right’s fondness for simultaneously employing Pepe’s image and conferring the pejorative “cuck” (short for “cuckold”) to any white person who dares to disagree with their views.

“I’ve seen some of these morons tweet pics of Pepe at white people while calling them cucks just because they don’t hate black people, which is hilarious because Pepe loves cuckold porn,” Landwolf said. “In fact, the dude is so into it, I bet he likes watching big guys screw his girlfriend while he jerks off in the corner. It’s like the mascot of racists who like calling nonracists ‘cuck’ is a multiracial cuck.”

Meanwhile, Pepe’s creator, Matt Furie, is equally perplexed by the countless bigots abducting and exploiting the mixed-race character.

“Pepe’s father is originally from Ecuador, and his mother is Haitian. He’s named after her father, who reportedly didn’t care for white people,” Furie stated. “The only famous frog more black than Pepe is Michigan J. Frog.”RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

 

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