The Advocate’s two-time Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Walt Handelsman occasionally offers regular folks a chance to do his job for him by running a caption contest. Sadly, The Advocate won’t publish some of the best entries because of something called “standards.”
Well, we don’t have such obstacles. So here’s a sample of just some of the entries submitted for Walt’s most recent caption contest that you won’t see in The Advocate.
“If you don’t take off this bedspread, I swear to God, I will slice off your penis in your sleep.”
“This bedspread is gayer than the websites you think you’re hiding from me.”
“This reminds me: I lost my virginity to a girl named Hillary.”
“How do you expect to make America great again if you can’t even get me off?”
“Well, if THAT’s any indication of how Trump will erect his wall, the Mexicans have nothing to worry about.”