LSU Installs Glory Hole in Transgender-friendly Coates Hall Restroom

LSU’s Coates Hall, best known for freshman-level classes and persistent glory holes, is about to become a little more friendly to transgender people who want to participate in anonymous oral sex in a relatively safe environment.

As part of a national trend, the university has been adding gender-neutral restrooms around campus over the past several months to help accommodate transgender individuals who might feel ill at ease using gender-specific restrooms. At the same time, however, LSU officials don’t want transgender individuals to feel left out of long-held traditions, such as being fellated by (and/or performing fellatio on) an unknown person in an adjacent restroom stall in Coates Hall.

That’s why workers with LSU Facility Services have equipped the building with a gender-neutral restroom complete with a glory hole large enough to accommodate even the most ample of penises.

“The last thing we want is for a trans person to feel uncomfortable using a glory hole in a gender-specific restroom simply because that individual identifies as a different gender.”

“We want to do our utmost to ensure that all persons of all sexual identities feel comfortable and safe while engaging in the time-honored practice of receiving and/or giving anonymous head in Coates Hall,” said Dereck Rovaris, vice provost for diversity at LSU. “The last thing we want is for a trans person to feel uncomfortable using a glory hole in a gender-specific restroom simply because that individual identifies as a different gender.”

Paul Jeter, an LSU political science graduate student and LGBT advocate, said having a glory hole available in a gender-neutral restroom in Coates Hall not only helps create an inclusive environment on campus but actually enhances the traditional glory hole experience.

“When you put your penis in a glory hole in a gender-neutral restroom, you don’t know if you’re receiving oral sex from a cis man, cis woman, trans man, trans woman, or a combination thereof, which really heightens the excitement,” Jeter explained. “Similarly, if you’re on the giving side of the hole, you could be pleasuring a cis man, a pre-op trans woman, or even a post-op trans man who had a really gifted surgeon.”RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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