YOUR VOICES: Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert Are Divorcing. What Say You?

Singers Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert announced via a statement to The Associated Press on Monday that their four-year marriage is over. Despite numerous rumors about trouble throughout the marriage, many fans were shocked to hear that country music’s highest-profile couple was getting a divorce.

What do you think about this?

 

WhiteSuit-man-YourVoices“Who?” – Eric Franklin, dispatcher

 

 

 

 

 

 

YourVoices-Woman-Parking_Lot“I thought bad things never happened to country singers.” – Margaret Thames, community outreach director

 

Your-Voices-Goatee-Man“So that little hot piece of ass is available?” – Mark Dunleavy, alarm salesman

 

 

 

 

Your-voices-blonde-woman-cropped“Wait, I thought the tabloids said their baby would save their marriage.” – Madison Blanchard, dress shop worker

 

BallCap-glasses-YourVoices“Goddam gay marriage ruined their marriage.” – Phil Pinkerton, ornithologist

 

 


 

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