GUEST COLUMN: These Better Together Housewives Need to Get Back in the Kitchen – Joe Davis, St. George Supporter

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I’ve had enough of these damn women with Better Together running their big yappers, talking crap about St. George.

They’ve been so busy trying to deny us our God-given right to vote on forming our own city and school system, their poor husbands and kids must have starved to death by now.

Seriously, every time I see a story about a person from Better Together, it’s always some housewife who should be at home cooking dinner instead of telling people how they can take their names off our petition.

The last straw was when, instead of doing what has to be like a year’s worth of laundry, they were telling the folks at the Registrar of Voters Office that they don’t know what they’re doing. Like a bunch of housewives know how to spot fraudulent signatures better than the registrar of voters.

Every time I see a story about a person from Better Together, it’s always some housewife who should be at home cooking dinner.

Besides, being the registrar of voters can’t be that hard of a job. Hell, it looks like Bones Addison is going to be our next one. If he can do the job, anybody can.

If these gals just have to join a community organization, that’s what Junior League is for.

I’m so sick and tired of hearing about Better Together. Hey, you know what goes Better Together? Ham, cheese, and bread. Now do something useful and go make a sandwich for your man!RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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