The Best Worst Auto-translated Plot Synopsis of a Pirated Movie Ever

The internet is a wonderful thing. It gives us a chance to illegally download pirated copies of blockbuster films and poorly translate words and phrases into languages we know nothing about.

Occasionally, these two features collide, especially since pirated American movies are often made available for download by people in foreign countries, possibly because in places like China, the government is too busy shutting down websites that question its authority to put the kibosh on sites that openly distribute American copyrighted material.

But seldom do pirated movies and online translators come together in such wondrous, almost poetic fashion as they have on the (very spammy, pop-up-ad-laden) FreeOnlineMovies.me page for Avengers: Age of Ultron.

Someone (who will remain anonymous, narc) came across this awesomely disjointed amalgamation of English words and was considerate enough to let us know about it.

Within Avengers: Get older of Ultron, the particular Avengers need to communicate to be able to eliminate Ultron, any engineering opposing forces curved about human being termination.

As to how it came to be, there are a few possibilities, but the prevailing theory involves someone in China getting his hands on a pirated digital copy of the latest Avengers movie, looking up the Chinese version of the Wikipedia page for the film, and using some sort of auto-translate (maybe Google Translate?) to turn the first paragraph back into Engrish.

However it happened, it’s goddam glorious.

But first, here’s what we believe to be the original, unmutated description from the Wikipedia page for Avengers: Age of Ultron. You’ll need it later to fully appreciate the awesomeness of the auto-translated version:

 

Avengers: Age of Ultron is a 2015 American superhero film based on the Marvel Comics superhero team the Avengers, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is the sequel to 2012’s The Avengers and the eleventh installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU). The film was written and directed by Joss Whedon and features an ensemble cast that includes Robert Downey Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, Paul Bettany, Cobie Smulders, Anthony Mackie, Hayley Atwell, Idris Elba, Stellan Skarsgård, James Spader, and Samuel L. Jackson. In Avengers: Age of Ultron, the Avengers must work together to defeat Ultron, a technological enemy bent on human extinction.

 

OK, now here’s what that description looks like on FreeOnlineMovies:

 

Avengers: Get older of Ultron is definitely an approaching United states superhero movie good Amazing Comics superhero crew the particular Avengers, created by Amazing Companies along with written by Walt Disney Companies Motion pictures. That will be the particular sequel to be able to 2012’s Marvel’s The particular Avengers plus the 11th sequel from the Amazing Cinematic World (MCU). The particular movie seemed to be scripted along with led simply by Joss Whedon along with attributes a attire solid that features Robert Downey, Junior., Frank Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Frank Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner, Don Cheadle, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Elizabeth Olsen, John Bettany, Cobie Smulders, Stellan Skarsgård, John Spader, along with Samuel D. Jackson. Within Avengers: Get older of Ultron, the particular Avengers need to communicate to be able to eliminate Ultron, any engineering opposing forces curved about human being termination.

 

We understand if you have to scroll back up to reread the original and then scroll back down to figure out what the hell they meant.

So be sure to go see Avengers: Get older of Ultron from Amazing Comics. Critics say Joss Whedon did a superb job simply leading such a remarkable attire solid of actors. Some might say he was hell-curved on making this the best Avengers movie.RedShtick-Top-ColumnStop

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